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Super Hit Formula.......


Super Hit Formula#1
Ager apnay rishtaydaroo may koey larki pasand ho to?

Jab wo kitchen may jaey to peechay say ja k usko pakar lo.........

Ager hans paray to samjho k phans gai.....

Aur?
Ager ghusa karay to shoar macha do........
Baji dur gaey ..... baji dur gaey


 


Sardar gee Larki say......
Sardar Larki ko chairtay huay: Hoar sohniyah ki haal aey?

larki ghusay may: Jo Tairi bahan ka hay.

Sardar jee hanstay huay:  O tay Pregnant aaa :-)


 

Hamari Police
Pakistan ki police ka bhi jawab nahi hay
Eik admi talab may naha raha tha police walay na usko awaz dy oar kaha
" Chal oay bahar aa k kapray pahan tairi talashi laini hay" :-D




Reksha Book
Golden words From "Rakshaw Book"

"No late No wait"

"Zid na ker Gujjar aap bara zidi ay"

" Qismat azma chuka hoon muqadar azma raha hoon
  Kisi baywafa ki khatir Rakshaw Chala Raha hoon"

"Sawari labay na labay
Speed ek so nabay"

"Jis nay maa ko sataya uss nay rakshaw chalaya"

'Lag gaey to razi
Na lagi to Roza"

"Tu lang ja sadi khair aey"

1,2,3 oooo gaya shahzada :-)

 


Bachy tu phir bachy hain na........
Government school kay bachay kisi ko ghaseet ker lay ja rahay thay

Rastay may aik bazurg ne kaha: Bachoo! Larkay ko choar do yah khud school aeyga.

Bachay zoar say bolay: Baba jee yah shagird nahi hamara ustad hay
roaz school say bhaag jata hay....:-)




 

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