Question Of The Day......Question: Nahatay huay kya cheez zaroor lagani chahiyah?
Sochen......
Shampoo????
Nahi pata?
Answer: Bathroom ki KUNDI :-)
Hey Re Masoomiat
Teacher: Tum baray ho ker kya karogay?
Student: Shaddy
Teacher: Nahi, maira matlab hay k kya banogay?
Student: Dulha....
Teacher: Oho....I mean baray ho ker kya hasil karogay?
Student: Dulhan
Teacher: Uffo.... Matlab aesa kya karogay jo tum nay pahlay kabhi nahi kiya?
Student: Nikkah :-)
Learning Of English
King of Countries,
Beloved of my father,
Support of my mother's heart,
My brother sat on a horse,
Smajh aey??
Nahi na...
Don't worry English samjhna her kisi k bas ki baat nahi.
App k leay Punjabi Version....
Desaan da raja
Mairay Babul da pyara
Ambri day dil da sahara
Ni veer maira ghori charheya...
Dcotor Ek Pagel say.....Doctor Pagal say: Tum pagal q huay?
Pagal: Mein nay aik baiwa say shadi ki,
uski jawan baiti nay mairay baap say shadi ki,
Yun mairi wo baiti mairi maa ban gaey,
Unkay ghar baiti huey to wo mairi bahan hoey,
magar mein uski nani ka shohar tha iss leay wo mairi nawasi bhi huey,
Isi tarha mairay baita apna dadi ka bhai ban gaya
oar mein apnay baitay ka bhanja aur maira baap maira damaad ban gaya
aur maira baita apnay dada k sala ban gaya....Oar.................
Doctor: Abay chup ker kya mujhay b Pagal karayga?:-)
